Kalapaki Joes Menu
Kalapaki Joes is a sports bar located in Poipu, Hawaii, offering American and seafood cuisine. They provide various utilities such as takeout, reservations, delivery, and vegan options. The casual atmosphere with outdoor seating, a full bar, and happy hour specials makes it perfect for groups and families. With features like TV, pool table, and Wi-Fi, Kalapaki Joes guarantees a fun and comfortable dining experience. The menu is diverse, with many vegetarian options and dishes suitable for lunch and dinner. The restaurant also offers catering services and has ample parking available. Overall, Kalapaki Joes is a must-visit for those looking for a relaxed dining experience with delicious food and excellent service.
Breakfast
Bananas Foster Pancakes
() Foster sauce made with fresh bananas
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
() Cooked-in chocolate chips with whip cream
Hawaiian Bananas Foster French Toast
( wedges) Baked sweet bread with Foster sauce made with fresh bananas
French Toast
( wedges) Baked Portuguese sweet bread battered & grilled to order
Chocolate Chip French Toast
() Topped with chocolate chips and whip cream
Short Stack Pancakes
() Buttermilk pancakes made fresh to order
Open Faced Sandwich
Toasted sourdough with Portuguese sausage, scramble eggs, sliced tomato, onions & sliced avocado
Avocado Toast
Toeasted sourdough with sliced avocado, two strips bacon & fruit
Longboard Breakfast
eggs, smoked bacon, sausage links, Portuguese sausage & home fries
Loco Moco, A Hawaii Staple!
Hand-made burger patties () served over a bed of rice with eggs, sauteed onions & brown gravy
Kalua Loco Moco, Another Hawaii Staple!
shredded tender pork served over a bed of rice with eggs, sauteed onions & brown gravy
Island Style Corned Beef Hash
Shredded corned beef with grilled onions, eggs & home fries
Sunrise Breakfast Sandwich
Fried egg, Swiss American cheese, BLT & avocado on a toasted bun with isle & home fries
Local Style Fried Rice
A hearty mix of chopped bacon, sausage links and onions pan-fried with seasoned white rice, scrambled eggs, carrots and green onions
Bacon, Spam, Links, Portugese
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Two Fried Eggs
Poached Eggs
Whites Eggs
Fried Potatoes With Onions
Fried Rice
( Scoop)
Steamed Rice
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Toast
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Garden Veggie Scramble
Scrambled eggs with sauteed mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, soy beans, carrots and bean sprouts with melted cheese, avocado & pico
Kalua “Pulled Pork” Scramble
Kalua pork, grilled onions and field mushrooms with a scoop of white rice, tortillas () & pico de gallo
California Dreamin’ Scramble
Scrambled eggs, chopped bacon, mushrooms & melted Swiss American cheese
Shrimp, Mushrooms & Avocado Scramble
Sauteed shrimp and mushrooms with melted cheese & sliced avocado
Meat Lovers Scramble
Scrambled eggs, sausage & bacon covered with melted mozzarella and cheddar cheese
Half Papaya & Fresh Fruit
(when papaya available) Fresh island papaya with pineapple & bananas
Steel Cut Oatmeal Bowl
Brown sugar & milk.Wonderful breakfast
THE ULTIMATE POKE NACHOS
Fresh ahi poke, haas avocado, fried corn tortillas, onions, wasabi aioli, teri drizz, pico de gallo, furikake
MOUTHWATERING CARNE ASADA FRIES
Grilled steak, fresh jalapeno, red onions, minced garlic, cheese fries, tomatillo-lime cream, sour cream
FRESH AHI + AVOCADO POKE
Hand cut avocado, pure sesame oil, soy sauce, onions, cucumber cubes, tortilla chips
FRESH WASABI AHI POKE
Haas avocado, cucumber cubes, sesame bean sprouts, carrot slivers, edamame, furikake, tortilla chips
CHOLO STREET TACO APPETIZER
() - Grilled seasoned steak & onions, fresh pico de gallo, queso blanco, yoshiracha sauce, flour tortillas
WONTONS - CHICKEN, CILANTRO & PORK
Twelve () pieces of fried stuffed nuggets, Asian slaw, kim chee, yoshiracha aioli, English mustard, soy sauce
TENDER KALUA “PULLED PORK’ APPETIZER
Shredded pork, wilted cabbage, warm flour tortillas, pico de gallo, green onion, BBQ sauce
FRIED CALAMARI-TRIPLE X
A generous amount of deep fried flour-dusted rings + tentacles, fresh lemon, home-made cocktail
POCHO GRANDMA’S BRUSSEL SPROUTS
Tender brussel sprouts, sliced cherry tomatoes, grated parmesan, diced Portuguese sausage
PORK BELLY FETTISH
Served warm, char sui marinated, kim chee, English mustard & soy sauce
WILDMAN CAULIFLOWER
Crusted fried cauliflower dusted with Cajun seasoning and served with chipote aioli
MOZZARELLA STICKS
Italian crumb breaded cheese sticks (), marinara sauce for dipping
DA BOMB ONION RINGS
Deep fried, parmesan cheese, ranch dressing
HAND CUT TORTILLA CHIPS, PICO DE GALLO & NACHO CHEESE
EDAMAME SOY BEANS
Warm salted soy beans, sesame oil
VEGETABLE EGG ROLLS
Chinese style eggrolls (), leaf lettuce, cucumbers, sweet chili sauce
Appetizers
Burgers & Salads
Kola Cheese Burger
Hand packed burger with melted American cheese and all the fixings!
Kalapaki Burger
Caramelized onions, skim mozzarella, mild cheddar, smoked bacon, hickory BBQ
Volcano Burger
Roasted jalapenos, grilled sweet onions, mild blackening spices, wood smoked bacon
Shipwreck Burger
Bleu cheese crumbles, wood smoked bacon, caramelized onions
The Classic Burger
Strips of wood smoked bacon, double () —slices of American cheese
Teri Hippie Burger
Vegan Burger, haas avocado, garden mushrooms, caramelized onions, Swiss American cheese, light teriyaki, garlic aioli and sweet potato fries
Patty Melt
Caramelized onions, melted Swiss American cheese on grilled dark rye toast or sourdough (no L.T.O.)
Pulled Pork Stack
- In-house kalua pork, sesame tri-color Asian coleslaw, home-made BBQ sauce
Champion’s Tuna Melt
Fresh ahi steak, minced garlic aioli, sliced sourdough, white American cheese (no L. T.O.)
LVEL BLT
X wood smoked bacon, leaf lettuce, ripe tomato, mayo, sliced sourdough, triple decker
AHI POKE CRUNCH
Fresh raw ahi, mixed lettuce greens, Asian slaw, crispy tortillas, haas avocado, seasonal vegetables, Oriental vinaigrette, furikake, teri-wasabi cream
FRESH FISH SALAD
Grilled fish, mixed lettuce greens, tropical fruit salsa, garden veggies, fresh lemon
CHINESE CHICKEN
Shredded carrots & sprouts, soy beans, cucumbers, tortilla slivers, sesame dressing
SOUTHERN COBB
Grilled blackened chicken, bleu cheese crumble, applewood bacon, haas avocado, boiled egg, farm veggies
CAJUN SHRIMP CAESAR
Blackened shrimp, crisp romaine, fresh croutons, parmesan, wedged lemon
CHAR SIU PORK BELLY SALAD
Shredded carrots & sprouts, soy beans, cucumbers, tortilla slivers, sesame dressing
WASABI ISLAND FRESH FISH
Today’s catch grilled with sesame furikake, white rice, wasabi cream and a fresh garden salad
TROPICAL FRESH ISLAND FISH
Grilled island fish, coconut reduction glaze, tropical fruit salsa, fresh garden salad and white rice
TERI BEEF AND SHRIMP TEMPURA – LOCAL STYLE
Thin sliced marinated beef & ginger with fried shrimp tempura (), two-scoops rice, and mac salad
TERI CHICKEN AND KALUA COMBO
Chopped marinated chicken, ginger and kalua with cabbage served with two scoops rice and mac salad
GRILLED HAND-MADE HAMBURGER STEAK
Grilled onions, field mushrooms, Jolene’s brown gravy, mac salad and two scoops rice
LOCO MOCO DELUXE
Big Time! beef patties, two fried eggs, two scoops rice, mushrooms, onions, gravy & melted Swiss
PORK BELLY CHAR SIU PLATE
ONO! Pork belly marinated in sweet char siu and served with grilled onions, two scoops rice and mac salad
KALUA PORK & CABBAGE
Shredded tender pork, sautéed cabbage, traditional “ scoops rice”, sauteed seasonal vegetables
THE ORIGINAL AHI TACOS
Seared fresh ahi, toasted -in. flour tortillas, flashed sesame slaw, pico de gallo, chipotle aïoli, pico de gallo on-top-and-on-the-side, tortilla chips
ISLAND FISH TACOS
Grilled Island white fish, toasted -in. flour tortillas, tri-color slaw, tomatillo-lime cream–redundant pico de gallo on-top-and-on-the-side, tortilla chips
CARNE ASADA STEAK TACOS
Chopped steak, toasted -in. flour tortillas, grilled onions, shredded cabbage, smoked chipotle aïoli, pico de gallo on-top-and-on-the-side, tortilla chips
NACHO SHRIMP TACOS
Taco-spice(d) shrimp, toasted -in. flour tortillas, nacho cheese, fresh jalapenos, shredded cabbage, tomatillo-lime cream, fried tortilla slivers, essential pico de gallo on-top-and-on-the-side, tortilla chips
CALIFORNIA CHICKEN TACOS
Grilled chicken, toasted -in. flour tortillas, ranch sauce, shredded romaine, bacon bits, feta cheese –yet again, pico de gallo on-top-and-on-the-side, tortilla chips.
KALUA & PINEAPPLE TACO
Two -inch flour tortillas, tender shredded pork, grilled fresh pineapple, Asian slaw, chile-potle sauce, sliced green onions, tortilla chips & pico de gallo on the side
HIPPIE TACOS
Beyond vegan burger (chopped), taco seasoning , grilled mushooms & onions, avocado salsa, pico de gallo, shredded romaine, parmesan, sweet potato fries on the side
